The United Dynasties of Xitizian States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mae Hak-Kun with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.955 billion Sijikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyanji. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sijikan economy, worth 536 trillion ꧞ Ungs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,537 ꧞ Ungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Xitizian States are blocked up with orders for new public loos, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xitizian States's national animal is the Raccoon Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xitizian States is ranked 241,878^th in the world and 227^th in Declansburg for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.